"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
---Edgar Allan Poe

 

donnahobson:

Dave: What’s your problem?
Kerry: You Malucci, you’re my problem.
Dave: Why? Because I don’t kiss your ass? I mean yeah I like to have fun sometimes but I’m a damn good doctor, I had half a dozen great saves today.
Kerry: Yeah, being a doctor is more than just great saves.
Dave: Oh right, so I need to adopt your cheery attitude and sparkling bedside manner. This isn’t about my performance or my rotations; you just don’t like me.
Kerry: You’re right, I don’t like you. You have no respect for me, your co-workers, this hospital, anything. You like to think you have this whole cowboy approach to medicine but the truth is you don’t have the goods to back it up, so you make mistakes. Mistakes that kill people!
Dave: I need this job, you can’t fire me. I have a kid to support.
Kerry: Since when? You never said anything about being a father.
Dave: Did you ever ask? You don’t know a damn thing about me.
Kerry: Well I know you’re fired.
Dave: You’re a sad, cold hearted bitch! Do you know that?
Kerry: Somebody call security.
Dave: You may not like me, but nobody here likes you.
Kerry: Get out.
Dave: You know why this damn ER is so important to you lady, do you know why? Because it’s the only thing you’ve got in your life. Nazi dyke!

donnahobson:

Dave: What’s your problem?

Kerry: You Malucci, you’re my problem.

Dave: Why? Because I don’t kiss your ass? I mean yeah I like to have fun sometimes but I’m a damn good doctor, I had half a dozen great saves today.

Kerry: Yeah, being a doctor is more than just great saves.

Dave: Oh right, so I need to adopt your cheery attitude and sparkling bedside manner. This isn’t about my performance or my rotations; you just don’t like me.

Kerry: You’re right, I don’t like you. You have no respect for me, your co-workers, this hospital, anything. You like to think you have this whole cowboy approach to medicine but the truth is you don’t have the goods to back it up, so you make mistakes. Mistakes that kill people!

Dave: I need this job, you can’t fire me. I have a kid to support.

Kerry: Since when? You never said anything about being a father.

Dave: Did you ever ask? You don’t know a damn thing about me.

Kerry: Well I know you’re fired.

Dave: You’re a sad, cold hearted bitch! Do you know that?

Kerry: Somebody call security.

Dave: You may not like me, but nobody here likes you.

Kerry: Get out.

Dave: You know why this damn ER is so important to you lady, do you know why? Because it’s the only thing you’ve got in your life. Nazi dyke!

the-stoner-sage:

bluntlyobvious:

simplevikingguy:

earthdad:

princedollyjellyfish:

ohsocialjustice:

A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

HOLY SHIT. THIS. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT MEN VS WOMEN. @_@

this is literally so important

This is the best example and illustration I have yet to find. If more people realized that this is what equality is pushing for then we would be better off.

This post forever!

THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE

(Source: slutty-olive-oil)

mediclopedia:

Growing a Finger
Doctors operated and attached Wang’s finger to his stomach in the hope that new skin and muscle would grow around it.
Dr Huang said the technique was a way of restoring blood circulation to the injured finger so that the body could repair itself.
He says the surgery was a complete success and that Wang would have a brand new fingertip - separated from his stomach - within a month.
There are definitely some strange solutions to things in the world…. How would you put a shirt on after this surgery?!?

mediclopedia:

Growing a Finger

Doctors operated and attached Wang’s finger to his stomach in the hope that new skin and muscle would grow around it.

Dr Huang said the technique was a way of restoring blood circulation to the injured finger so that the body could repair itself.

He says the surgery was a complete success and that Wang would have a brand new fingertip - separated from his stomach - within a month.

There are definitely some strange solutions to things in the world…. How would you put a shirt on after this surgery?!?

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

"There’s an elephant in the room"—-don’t mention it….

guys this is a common phrase

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

image

(Source: adamshankman)